dwight-schrutes:

men be like

canineflesh:

no offense but the cutest thing to me is random little kisses like not even, on the lips just, when someone kisses you on the temple or like?? the top of your head or anywhere honestly its just rlly cute and I’m suffering

kayvsworld:

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

meetmeinchernobylexclusionzone:

plesht:

not to be negative but someone really spent all that time and energy cutting open a pomegranate and then gave it to a (cute) raccoon?

It’s called Love .

angryladies:

My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime

voresimulator:

how are you born an innocent baby and grow up to think property rights are more important than giving homeless people shelter

discoprince:

honestly tumblr peaked at “Muffy sis….. the carbs”

princessamericachavez:

puncromancer:

i say it’s time to bring back overtly sexual masquerade parties

#media has lied to me about the number of sexy masquerade balls that would be a part of my adult life#like there have been (0) and i’ve been promised once a year tbh (via. @travelerblessed)

analife:

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nabilfekiir18:

Amigoes 

girlkisser:

when you were in middle/early high school and your friends would do your makeup and you’d keep your eyes closed even when you didn’t have to because you couldn’t bear to meet theirs

gamerprivilege:

instead of “embracing ugliness” we should start embracing humanity because in truth no one is ugly for having features that arent considered attractive by shitty white cis beauty standards and people should just allow themselves to be human beings and not refer to having natural human traits as ugly even if youre “embracing” it. in this essay i will

zanabism:

zanabism:

every … man… believes he is Socrates and that every time a woman talks about her tried-and-true life experience it’s time to go to battle and defend the art of the argument. I’m just so….embarrassed … for them … how do you live like that…

like how do you not evolve since like 450 BC ???? How are you guys the exact same?? Embarrassing

quiet-nymph:

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